{"id":38,"date":"2010-09-04T15:27:15","date_gmt":"2010-09-04T15:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/calvertstudios.wordpress.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2017-10-29T08:39:01","modified_gmt":"2017-10-29T13:39:01","slug":"a-funny-thing-happened-you-are-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.autumncalvert.com\/home\/a-funny-thing-happened-you-are-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"You are pregnant!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bringing a child into this world is a difficult thing to do. &nbsp;From the beginning, everything about who you are as an individual changes. &nbsp;My story takes so many twists and turns it makes your head spin. &nbsp;So, I decided to right a series of blogs about my experience. &nbsp;Most of my friends know about all of these things, but not all of them.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Steve and I thought I would never be able to get pregnant. &nbsp;We had gone through several channels to try, but nothing seemed to work. &nbsp;We gave up. &nbsp;Then, in December of 2008, my gynecologist found a polyp in my cervix. &nbsp;He scheduled surgery to remove it, and while I was in surgery, he found a giant polyp in my uterus. &nbsp;These polyps grew in a year&#8217;s time. &nbsp; While I was recovering from surgery, Steve and I were vetoed from sex. &nbsp;Apparently, this surgery can make you highly fertile. &nbsp;We did as we were told. &nbsp;That sucked. &nbsp;Well, as soon as we were given the green light, life as normal resumed.<\/p>\n<p>We had been in the process of becoming adoptive parents through The Alabama Department of Human Resources. &nbsp;I would love to tell you that this process was a simple smooth experience, but it was not. &nbsp;It could be, but for us, it was just lots of road blocks and unreturned calls. &nbsp;We pressed forward in hopes the nightmare of becoming approved would end.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, March of 2009 rolled around, and my friend Beverly invited me to a women&#8217;s conference at a local church. &nbsp;Though I couldn&#8217;t make the whole weekend, I agreed to go to the Friday night service. &nbsp;That day, I had this crazy urge to cut all my hair off. &nbsp;I&#8217;ve had long hair for most of my life, and I wanted a change. &nbsp;So, against my stylist&#8217;s advice, I said, &#8220;chop it off!&#8221; &nbsp;She did, and I loved it.<\/p>\n<p>I got home, changed, and left for the conference. &nbsp;During one of the breaks, I started thinking. &nbsp;All of a sudden, I looked over at my friend and said, &#8220;You know, I&#8217;m 3 days late!&#8221;. &nbsp;In her calm capable way, she told me to just be patient and wait. &nbsp;The next day, still no period. &nbsp; Not even a sign of a period! &nbsp;I was so itchy to take a test, but my husband told me to just be patient and wait. &nbsp; I am surrounded by level headed people&#8230;geeze! &nbsp; On Sunday morning, I just couldn&#8217;t wait anymore. &nbsp;So, without my husband&#8217;s knowledge, I took a test. &nbsp;The pregnant line was so faint, you needed a magnifying glass to see it, but it was vibrant to me. &nbsp;You see, I had looked at a bundle of negative tests over the years that left me in a crying mess on the bathroom floor.<\/p>\n<p>In my fantasies of this moment, I had imagined all types of cool ways to tell Steve I was knocked up. &nbsp;Nice dinners, flowers with, &#8220;your going to be a daddy, again!&#8221; on them, and many other fantastic ideas. &nbsp;However, after I saw the line, all I could do was shout, &#8220;STEVE, STEVE, STEVE&#8230;come HERE NOW!!!!!!&#8221;. &nbsp;I think I may have freaked him out. &nbsp;He ran in the room like the house was on fire. &nbsp;Poor guy, in this state of urgency, had a pregnancy test shoved in his face with me saying, &#8220;THERE&#8217;S A LINE, RIGHT? &nbsp;DO YOU SEE IT?????&#8221; &nbsp; I was jumping from foot to foot waiting on his response. &nbsp;He stared at the thing forever. &nbsp;Then he said, &#8220;You know, I think it is! &nbsp;Take another one!&#8221;. &nbsp; I did as I was told. &nbsp;Where all that pee came from, I do not know. &nbsp;Again, the faint line was there, but a bit stronger.<\/p>\n<p>The excitement quickly turned to fear.&nbsp; Oh, God, help me, I&#8217;m pregnant.&nbsp; &#8220;Oh no&#8230;It&#8217;s there now, and it&#8217;s going to have to come out. &nbsp;That&#8217;s gonna hurt.&#8221; &nbsp;Funny,huh? &nbsp;The one thing I had already started freaking out about was delivery. &nbsp;Then I thought, &#8220;Is it a boy or a girl?&#8221; &nbsp;In the furry, we called everybody. &nbsp;We love to spread happy news.<\/p>\n<p>I called the doctor&#8217;s office on Monday, and they said to come on in for blood tests. &nbsp;While there, they did another test. &nbsp;The line was very light. &nbsp;&#8220;Well, you could be pregnant.&#8221; was the response from the nurse. &nbsp;What???? &nbsp;I was in tears. &nbsp;She told me not to freak out. &nbsp;The blood test results weren&#8217;t going to be back until Wednesday, so we had to wait. &nbsp;Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. &nbsp;The story of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday, I received a phone call. &nbsp;&#8220;Mrs. Calvert, I am happy to inform you that you have been approved as adoptive parents!&#8221;. &nbsp;I thought, &#8220;You have to be kidding me.&#8221; &nbsp;I told the lady I was excited, but it seemed as though my chances of being pregnant were high, and we would have to wait to start the search for a child.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday: &nbsp;Once the blood tests came back, we were again told to wait. &nbsp;The levels were not where they were supposed to be. &nbsp;More tears. &nbsp;More needles. &nbsp;More blood tests. &nbsp;Then, finally, on the following Monday, we were told we were good to go! &nbsp;You are definitely pregnant! &nbsp;We were excited and called everybody again.<\/p>\n<p>Little did I know what was in store for my body. &nbsp;Little did I know how my life would never be the same. &nbsp;Little did I know that the worry I had in my past was nothing compared to the worry I would have as a mother. &nbsp;Little did I know about a lot.<\/p>\n<p>The following 10 months were wonderful and interesting and scary. &nbsp;I&#8217;ll be covering the entire story over the next few blogs. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Keep in mind, my pregnancy and birth was out of the normal by quite a bit. &nbsp;I&#8217;m not sure it will be something a pregnant woman would want to read, but for all other women, it is interesting testimony of how a woman&#8217;s body can go crazy. It is also a testimony as to how strong the female body truly is. 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